I Cast Fireball

I Cast Fireball

knock knock

j5h:

urtube:

j5h:

j5h:

j5h:

j5h:

whose their

banana

banana whom

banana you glade i didn’t say orangutang

I rate this post 4/10

that’s funny i don’t remember letting a hater inside the house? banana who said you could bring company

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papadaftpunk:

american sex education be like

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pdlcomics:

Hands

charlesoberonn:

zanetheaiden:

u readin this?

u a princess.

i dont care if youre a goddamn bodybuilder, ur now princess protein

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bloodpactgirlscout:

icantspellbuterfly:

bloodpactgirlscout:

so the saddest shortest story is attributed to hemingway:
"For sale: baby shoes, never worn."
and this came to me at breakfast and i thought it was hilarious. 

pls don’t ruin hemingway for me.

no i will continue to do that

bloodpactgirlscout:

icantspellbuterfly:

bloodpactgirlscout:

so the saddest shortest story is attributed to hemingway:

"For sale: baby shoes, never worn."

and this came to me at breakfast and i thought it was hilarious. 

pls don’t ruin hemingway for me.

no i will continue to do that

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dermbulder:

I had to
lokis-booty:

Romantic things to say to your partner.
lokis-booty:

Romantic things to say to your partner.

lokis-booty:

Romantic things to say to your partner.

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Me masturbating to porn

24601is2460done:

windspray:

how do i get a flat stomach by tomorrow

Have you ever heard of a man named Giles Corey?

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